bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

fuckyeahbenallen:

Ben Allen by Damon Baker
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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

copy and paste yourself into my bed

spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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apatheticghost:

im just sad and lonely and bad at math

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snapchatting:

i’m very bad at friendships but i want to friendship with everyone

feariess:

Nice to meet you, where you been? I could show you incredible things.
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tyelr:

if u didnt want to go the school in zoey 101 as a kid u are a liar and we r not friends

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*